Friday, May 29, 2009

At the Walmart

I was buying belly dancer patterns at the Walmart. The cashier said you must be part of the theater up there. I said yes, She said I saw Forgeiner there it was really good. I said Really?!!! She then asked if I ever bellied danced? I told her I was a designer not a carnie. I was out of the store before I realized she meant the rock group not the show THE FORGEINER.


  1. To her, you probably are a foriegner.

  2. This is so hysterical and true - I am just dying reading your prose!